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hahahahahahahahahahaha [May 12th 2005 + 2:17pm]
[ mood | headache ]

today i wnet into school during fourth hour. and i fainted in it. and hit my head on the ground, but i dotn remember falling or anything. and i had to go to the hospital. but i got a picture of me riding in the ambulance, so its all cool. boy, what a funny day.

7 moms...go to college

im bored, but not in a frowning bored mood, like that dumb picture shows. [May 10th 2005 + 11:52pm]
[ mood | bored ]

i think this is how to succeed in life..... 73% reading people,15% knowledge, and 12% of history. reading people, and observing people is obviously the most important. once you can understand people, life is so easy. first off, you know waht they watn to hear, and you dont even have to be yourself, and you still come out successful in any situation. also, i think that people that observe other people are not only more intelligent, but will get farther in life. all i have done for the past 3 years in school, and in any situation is observe everyone.i think i once heard this quote that had to do with buddhism... (it isnt exact beucase i learned it years ago) "he who knows, doesnt speak, and he who doesnt know speaks". i never got it beucase liek most buddhism things, it contridicts itself. how would someone know that, if they spoke it. but anyway, taht is how i have been living my life for the past couple of years. i mean, i still am myself, but i see other people who jsut say things becayse they know waht others want ot hear. but, by being quiet, and jsut seeing how people acted, reacted, talked, verbally, and body language, i think i get this world. and think i will do ok in life. this isnt always a good thing, though, beucase it also showed me how rediculosu people are. how much unnessesary drama there is, that there shouldny be. i think teenagers, and adults too, jsut have nothing better to do ,and make thier lives more dramatic then it is. so their lives are more meaningful. whats wrong with having everyhitng alright? and jsut enjoying the fact taht you made it here, beucase of some miracle that occured billions of years ago that has now beocme so much more than jsut another rock orbiting in outer space. jsut the way people act, also, is incredible for me to see. i think the people i hangout with, are all on the same level with me, and that is why we get along, but most people i dont think i would get along with. you do need some knowledge though, to succeed, of course. but most knowledge you can jsut bullshit. if someone wants to talk to you about somehting, it means they want to say somehting. and since so many people are morons, they dont care waht you think. they jsut want to speak. so by knodding your head, and saying jsut a few comments about the situation you may have learned from randoms places, then that is good enough. that is why knowledge is only 15% of succeeding. it is like if someone talks about i car, and they are talking aobut engines, or whatever,and you pretend to know awht they are talking aobut, and say "yea, i got a v4"wahtever that means. the only thing you need to know si your job. if you are a veternarian, then you need to know about animals, and surgery and all taht. if you are a mechanic, you need to know onyl about cars. and you jsut go to school for that, and use that knowledge everyday for the rest fo your life. it is simple. life is simpl,e, once yuou get it. to tell the truth, i couldnt think of the other 12 percent, so i jsut put history. it is my favorite subject in school, but i think taht it is importatn beucase everything you learn is from hsitroy. it is the only way to be certain about anything. well nto anything, but most things. you learn from your mistakes, and from there figure out how to fix them, or figure out you dotn want to. so by histroy, i mean your histroy, or past, i guess you cna say. if you get taht, then you will be successful in life. and life will be so much easier. life isnt highschool.the significant other you are with now, and are madly in love with, you have such a high cahance of not knowing them when you are an adult with a job and kids(how you will spend most of your life) . that is why i hate highschool kids, all their problems arent problems at all. even the worst situation. lets say you are failing ,and have to stay back. thne you will be working till your 66 instead of 65, who fucking cares? you may evne jsut have one less year of working. and if you only get into a community college. again, who fucking cares??????? you will go there, get As and Bs , unless you are black, and , then two years later you can transfer to anywhere. you will learn what you want, get a job, and forget about the fact that you spent your first two years of college in a comunity college. life hasnt begun for anyone under the age of 22. usually even higher than that. luckily i already understand it before mine started. im not saying you should jsut go fuck around and not care waht you do. but i think teens need to calm down, and realize that nothing is a big deal yet. if you fuck up on the way, the chances are very high that you get a second chance. and if not, something always comes along the way. welp, thats about it, i think.

p.s. - you should download "Across the Universe" beucase it is a very good song.

6 moms...go to college

have you ever seen a movie or heard a song or read a book and the charater is just like you? [April 22nd 2005 + 2:20pm]
i have.

and i guess if you have you can say what character taht is, if you want. (that way this post will have some meaning, and people will post to it...kill two birds with one stone)
9 moms...go to college

Fill out survey about your whereabouts on that september day... [March 24th 2005 + 12:59am]
[ mood | american ]

Where were you when the world stopped turnin'
that September day?
Out in the yard with your wife and children;
Or working on some stage in L.A.?
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke
Rising against that blue sky?
Did you shout out in anger in fear for your neighbor
Or did you just sit down and cry?

Did you weep for the children
that lost their dear loved ones?
Did you pray for the ones who don't know?
Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble
and sob for the ones left below?
Did you burst out in pride for the red white and blue
And the heroes who died just doin' what they do?
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer?
And look at yourself for what really matters?

Where were you when the world stopped turning
That September day?
Teaching a class full of innocent children;
Driving down some cold interstate?
Did you feel guilty 'cause you're a survivor
in a crowded room did you feel alone?
Did you call up your mother and tell her you love her?
Did you dust off that bible at home?

Did you open your eyes hope it never happened;
And close your eyes and not go to sleep?
Did you notice the sunset the first time in ages;
Or speak to some stranger on the street?
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow;
Go out and buy you a gun?
Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watchin'
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns?

Did you go to a church and hold hands with some strangers?
Stand in line and give your own blood?
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family
Thank God you had somebody to love?

Where were you when the world stopped turnin'
that September day?

I'm just a singer of simple songs;
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN, but I'm not sure I can tell you the difference
in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith, Hope and Love are some good things He gave us
And the greatest is Love.

8 moms...go to college

ladies and gentleman....the chewbacca defense.... [March 21st 2005 + 2:23am]
[ mood | happy ]

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

9 moms...go to college

that time i once killed someone.... [March 19th 2005 + 10:21am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

one time, i was driving down royal palm, and it was about 2:15 am, and i hit something. "it was an animal, dont worry aobut it" "dont go back, theres nothing we can do" and many more things were being yelled to me. but i went back. and sure enough it was a baby, probably about 1 or 2. it was right near a 7 11, so i went in there, to see if i can get help. when i walked in there, i was second in line, and the person infront of me was a lady. she was panicing beucase she jsut lost her baby, and she doesnt know what to do. i found the mother! so i got out of there fast. then as we were driving back to my house, i heard a cry. the baby was somehow still alive! it seemed to have brain damage though. and its torso was completely crushed. the blood wasnt too bad coming out of its nose or mouth, but its ears were gushing blood. its little fingers grasped my one middle finger. and i knew this baby could make it. but, sadly , i had to get rid of the evidence. i mean, after all, it is just a baby, so who really cares? when i arrived home , i was nervous, but holding myself together. after all, the baby was ethnic.so me and my firneds, who we will call (to protect their identities) " mackenzie" , "andrew" "harry" and "mike". so "mike" comes up with this brilliant idea. eat the baby!!! but we all portested right away. i definetly wouldnt eat a nigger. "mike" realized that he was burned in the oven alittle too much (by god) but by this time, he was in the deep frier. 15 minutes later, and a dead baby later, we had crispy pieces ready to munch on. luckily my brother was having a party taht night, and we were able to cut the body, making each peice look like chicken fingers. after that, i jsut sat down. and thought. and after a while , i new waht i had to do. so i tired the "chicken fingers" but they were too juicy. so i went to sleep.

4 moms...go to college

FUCK YOU! [August 24th 2004 + 7:03pm]
fuck you, you bitch, i treat you so well. and you jsut go and do that? i cant believe i ever trusted you, cared about you. i hope you die! what, i mean nothing to you now? all of a sudden? bull shit! tahts it. im done with you. i hope you die.
3 moms...go to college

[August 8th 2004 + 7:29am]
i am about to leave for coventry. okbye.
3 moms...go to college

the fuzz [August 1st 2004 + 4:01am]
me and mike were driving to 711, then i was going to drop him off. so we go, get the two doughnuts and pringles. then we were on our way home. (note: we smoekd in the car before hand) and a cop pulled us over, for having our headlights off (which thye were on!)so then he looked at mike, made some jokes about him being small, and not oging through puberty, then searched mike. he had weed on ihm (Hahahahah) then i told thme i had a pipe on me. and then i h ad to trhow it away in the lake. and they found, stolen cigarettes, razors, a wig, a knife, and a change of clothes, and stuff. but they jsut cahrged me with the headlights , luckily. and mikes dad took him away, and when he walked past my car, he waved goodbye. :'(

now i am home and im aobut to go to sleep.okbye.
7 moms...go to college

wee [July 29th 2004 + 12:17pm]
i just got a debit card. it is leet, like my secret pin number (1337)
3 moms...go to college

sad news [May 25th 2004 + 9:40pm]
i have very sad news for everyone...

phish is breaking up for good.

their last tour is this summer. luckily im going, but still, they are breaking up for christ sakes
8 moms...go to college

The question to end all questions: [April 5th 2004 + 9:19am]
Would a fetus pinata be a pinata full of fetus or a fetus full of candy?

How about a pinata full of fetus full of candy?
5 moms...go to college

=] [March 14th 2004 + 10:46pm]
1 mom...go to college

[February 17th 2004 + 4:24pm]
mike rubin is cute.
3 moms...go to college

[February 13th 2004 + 8:55pm]
oh what a glorious day today was. and tomorrow shall be.
2 moms...go to college

the greatest day of the year... [February 1st 2004 + 11:25am]
happy groundhogs day.
8 moms...go to college

the strokes are on conan o'brien [January 20th 2004 + 1:30am]
does anyone have the newest strokes cd. i have taken a liking to them.
12 moms...go to college

guitar [January 14th 2004 + 1:56am]
roses are free >
sample in a jar

by joshua warren.

oh, it was so fun.
7 moms...go to college

[January 8th 2004 + 1:08pm]
there was this kid taht i was thinking about calling a nigger, because he is black and all, but then i over heard him talking aobut how someone did and he punched them, and he said that if he was called one again, his mom said she would go in and beat the person up. oh lord. stupid nigger.
7 moms...go to college

the WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY BODY? BOOK for BOYS. [January 7th 2004 + 12:30pm]
clitoris : clit, bud, pea, man in the boat.
vagina: cunt, pussy, muff, stuff, box, beaver, honeypot, hole, snatch, poontang, pudie, slit
penis: cock, dick, prick, schlong, wee-wee, wanger, pecker, peter, rod, dingus, dork, dork, meat, pisser, hot dog, weiner, tool, frankfurter, thing, banger, dinky, penie, weenie, dong
testicles: balls, nuts, eggs, rocks, jewels, cubes, sac, cujones, things, bangers, hangers, stones, sees, bag
2 moms...go to college

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